Hello! Meet my 8year old border-line overweight cousin!
Oh anyw, i was tutoring this cousin of mine yesterday. I called earlier and told her that i'll be bringing her birthday present and warned her to be obedient and attentive. Yes indeed! She was extremely deferential to me that very evening.

Me: -passing her the present (CHOCOLATES) Nah! This is for you.
BOC: thankyou!
BOC: why you never buy me fish&chips?
Me: This one more expensive than your oily fish&chips ok

FYI, she finished 50% of my dinner ytd.

BOC=botherline overweight cousin